SEEMEN






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Below are old machines from years gone by, if you want see current work go to:
2004 machines on tour.


FIRESHOWER


FEATURED MACHINES
from the tour
Violent Machines Perform Acts of Love
a robotic performance of romantic atrocities
IN THE YEAR OF
1996 A.D.

THE SUICIDE CHAIR

Suicide Chair

Height: 7'
Width: 3'
Length: 4'
Weight: 300 lbs
Speed: 125 mph
Power: 125 psi & gravity

A steel chair with a bed of spikes that fits into the backrest. The bed of spikes lifts up and drops with a death ending slam. Eat your heart out Jack Kevorkian.

SERBERUS

Serberus

Height: 6'
Width: 6'
Length: 6'
Weight: 400 lbs
Speed: 80 mph
Power: 125 psi & propane

The 3-headed dog. Yes a steel robotic 3-headed pit bull. Audience members feed them and all 3 heads fight amongst themselves for attention and food. Insatiable appetites.

KISSYBOYS

Height: 10'
Width: 5'
Length: 10'
Weight: 275 lbs
Speed: 200 mph
Power: 125 psi

Two steel lovers joined at the hip. 2 participants run them. They hurl themselves face first at each other to give a bone crushing kiss only to fall back and repeat their destructive courtship ritual over and over.

CLAPPYBOY

clappy BOYEE

Height: 8'
Width: 4'
Reach: 4'
Length: 4'
Weight: 325 lbs
Speed: 75 mph
Power: 125 psi, electric, propane

Monstrous cymbal smashing beast. He can spout fire between the cymbals if he likes, He has a Rush Limbaugh TV head and can play the 1812 Overture.

KUNG FU ARM

Kung Fu Arm

Height: 5'
Width: 5'
Length: 5'
Weight: 175 lbs
Speed: 220 mph
Power: 125 psi & gravity

A steel arm functions like a normal Kung Fu masters only this one is made of steel and is unstoppable and unbreakable. Good for breaking bricks and walnuts.

GUARDIAN ANGEL

guardianANGEL

Height: 7'
Width: 6'
Length: 6'
Weight: 200 lbs
Speed: 25 mph
Power: electric

A FLAPPING WINGED GOAT HEADED CHAIN SWINGING CLAW SCRATCHING ANGEL. A maze of spinning wheels and belts powers it. Like nothing you've ever seen or dreampt. The lucky audience member who gets to operate this will be guarded for the rest of their life.

CYBERDICK

strap-on

Height: 2'
Width: 4"
Length: 2'
Weight: 5 lbs
Speed: 50 mph
Power: 125 psi

A steel robotic penis. It straps on and never tires!Some lucky gal (or guy) gets to run this one. A tiny pair of hands are on the end and they reach out for some lovin.

GUILLITINE

guillitine

Height: 8'
Width: 5'
Length: 3'
Weight: 200 lbs
Speed: 150 mph
Power: 125 psi & gravity

It does everything its namesake did and then some. A many toothed chomper. It slices and dices. Its what the French really needed.

FLAMETHROWER BARBECUE

snappy B_B_Q

Height: 4'
Width: 2'
Length: 3'
Weight: 200 lbs
Speed: 150 mph
Power: 125 psi & gravity

Let us break bread with you by "cooking" some weenies with you.

BEAROSMITH
BEAROSMITH
These guys rock, audience operates each bear seperately, a squeeze box, casio sampler keyboard and a drummer. The hands are my ever lovely, helpful and wonderful friends Katie and Isabel.I have never hated and loved a machine so much as this one. It has sounded astounding and horrific, depends on who operates it.

PLUS 55 others, some secret weapons & whatever is still running when we get to your town.

for OTHER current stuff go to:
http://www.monkeyview.net/kal@seemen.org/

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